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Meet Big Bump Bill — pelican, lady, legend. Best friends with Corduroy Brown and the reigning queen of every group chat she's not supposed to be in. That beak? It's for two things: gossip and bumps. She's got opinions on your boyfriend, your outfit, and your decision-making, and she will share all three before her second Diet Coke.
Bill is country but she's fancy country — think rhinestones on the Wranglers, a Birkin at the rodeo, monogrammed everything. She rolls up to brunch in pearls, ropers, and last night still very much in her system. Her pet squirrel Pecan rides shotgun and has seen things.
100% female. 100% menace. 100% talking about you the second you leave the room.
Wear it if you've ever been described as "a lot." She'd want it that way.
Love Club - Big Bump Bill Tee
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Bill is country but she's fancy country — think rhinestones on the Wranglers, a Birkin at the rodeo, monogrammed everything. She rolls up to brunch in pearls, ropers, and last night still very much in her system. Her pet squirrel Pecan rides shotgun and has seen things.
100% female. 100% menace. 100% talking about you the second you leave the room.
Wear it if you've ever been described as "a lot." She'd want it that way.